Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the animal, leading some nervoussnickers. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone viral here online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- deliberately went there
- conspiracy theories abound that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a pen full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will tell.